1, Ah Shui is famous for picking up girls, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a lover in the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower.
2, ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.
Hey, hey, you give me some time, I'll get used to throwing up!
4. Do you need a reason to love someone?
5, but in this way, I am a very complicated person. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.
6. I'm not afraid to tell you that I've seen UFOs since BB, that is, UFOs and UFOs. You got it? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster again. I talked with bigfoot in the Himalayas and guessed spring. Plus, I have been riding a roller coaster every morning, playing pirate boats at night, playing pirate boats in the morning, riding a roller coaster at night and playing pirate boats many times at dusk. Let me tell you something.
7. Don't blame me for being too frank! You're killing me for this. This is too serious! -Stephen Chow's classic lines
8. I once had a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. If the opportunity comes again, I will love it. If you want to add a deadline before love, I hope it is 10 thousand years ~ ~
9. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it until I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say "I love you" to this girl. If I have to put a deadline on this love, I hope so. . . Ten thousand years. . .
10, Barbecued pork bun Who loves freshly baked barbecued pork bun Who loves freshly baked barbecued pork bun There are lotus seed buns, lard buns, shark fin buns, bean paste buns, and everything.
1 1. Are you serious? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!
12, clever! How does laxative money taste? It will work in five seconds!
13, wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!
14, relax, I repair cars myself. What about this wrench? I use it to twist it. Is it reasonable? As I said just now, as an auto mechanic, it is natural to have a hammer around.
15, elder sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you, or even the dog will faint.
Heroes love hamburgers. You are not a hero. Banana heroes love hamburgers, and pure beef is good, which makes Hong Kong people feel better. Eating it is a good baby! Heroes love to eat black Mao Mao, and nerve beef is all wool. Hong kong people add oil and vinegar to delicious food, and it bubbles when eaten! Shaolin is the best martial art in the world. Shaolin Wushu is really scary. Be knocked unconscious. Just a slap in the face! Give the money! Give the money!
17 But when I heard someone say hello on the road, I said, "Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "
18, when appreciating others, say "I am Kao! I have taken you! "
19. When you can't understand what others are saying, just say, "I see, you are crazy!"
20. When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?"
2 1, sorry! There are three things I won't do! Why don't you do it? No tea, no washing and sweeping, no bed and quilt! Isn't this like us? So what would you do? I will. . . . . . He can play the harmonica, Yu Di, pick up girls, read simple books, read astrology, read people's eyebrows, be charming, steal jade and incense.
22. The relationship has broken down. "
23. When you show someone something, you say, "You don't believe it? Look! "
24. Kung Fu is definitely suitable for men, women and children. It's just that everyone misunderstood him Kung fu is more of an art and an indomitable spirit. So I've been looking for ways to repackage martial arts, so that Wang Dou can have a deeper understanding of kung fu.
25, ok! He stuffed it in without thinking, and he deserves to be a swinger. I love you! -Stephen Chow's classic lines
26. At least my name is Triple.
27, hey ~ ~ ~ Tai Chi Kung Fu to make steamed bread, earth-shattering. Steamed bread looks fragrant and sweet, and everyone wants to eat it. I saw ah mui's strong arm, and she told me to throw myself on the ground! -Quoted from Stephen Chow
28. nonsense I'm fine! This is all an illusion! Don't scare me! "
29, ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!
30. Don't look at how others cut your hair. It will make you nervous and popular. You have to cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face, your figure, your hairstyle, it doesn't match at all! ! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want?
3 1, the alkaline water surface is not cold yet, so it is all alkaline water. Fish balls also have no fishy smell, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry juice to make curry fish balls. But it's naive, because you haven't cooked enough time. The taste of curry is only on the surface, not at all. Fish balls will be diluted when they are put into soup. A good curry fish balls will keep you from tasting fish and curry. Defeat Never pick carrots, too much muscle, failure! The pigskin was so badly cooked that it didn't bite the head. Defeat Pig blood will rot, disperse and fail when it is caught! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, shit. Hey, shit. Did you get a look at him? Hey, shit!
32. When you see a cockroach or a fly in the bowl, shout, "Xiao Qiang!
33. I want you to meet Pizad's boyfriend. Bad and ugly hairstyle, no money, no schooling, average sexual ability, but a good-looking talent. Ha ha. .
34. When you see someone fighting, say, "Hey, hey! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! "
When you see a puppy, you should call it "Wang Cai".
36. proprietress: you don't have to make trouble. I will expose my life. I died at the age of three, four, five, six, seven or eight, ten, eleven, and your man was hooked by me.
Honey, come out with the cow to see God.
38, two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.
As far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little taller than him, but now there is a Xia Zixian, and I am afraid he is a little taller than me. It is because of you that he is a little taller than me!
40. Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.
4 1. At the age of three, you watched a woman take a bath. At the age of four, you forced a woman to watch you take a bath. At the age of five, you. . . . . . At the age of 70, I didn't think of circumcision until I was old. When you were 7 1 year old, you tricked those little girls into seeing goldfish. Actually, you want to be dirty. 72-year-old, you make a big glass with money. If someone patronizes you, you will get 1000 two pieces of silver and a steamed stuffed bun! Are you tired of scolding? Don't! Let me think about it. I just scolded you when you were forty, so I began to scold you again that year. Really annoying!
42. Have you ever felt empty, lonely and cold? . . .
43. What did you say? You can tell such a lie? Do you have a conscience? I'm sorry about your parents, right? Is it worthy of this country? Hold a press conference to clarify, or I will skin you, tear your bones and drink your blood!
You stole my grapes and gave them back to my mother!
45. There is nothing wrong with you. It's your parents' problems that have made you like this. -Stephen Chow's classic lines
You go first. I will wait until my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic. -Stephen Chow's classic lines
47. Now that you have become a 72-year-old Superman, you can maintain world peace. what did you say ? /Excuse me? Can maintain world peace! Of course. What? Can maintain world peace! Oh ... where are you going? Destroy the invaders of the five planets in the galaxy!
48. Do you want to? When is it my turn to think? !
49. If you want to scare me, you can't fall to the ground. If you are afraid of anything, you are not afraid of ghosts!
50. Do you think I can't find you if I hide? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that dry martini all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's accommodation. Don't you have to pay that woman?
5 1, why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.
52. Young man, you fight for my job. Where are you? You didn't ask? Teach, teach. . . Please teach first. . . Teach first and then teach. . . Please teach first. . . Teach later and ask later. . . Besides, I am going to teach. . ㄟ。 .。 No teaching! The master whose ancestral home is Sanshui is now the chief westerner in Washington, holding a white paper fan in his hand. Which unit are you from? I am originally from Suzhou, and now I am a little boy in Bandu, Washington. There are a pair of double red sticks in front of my house! Shit! You are older than me? ! I am left Qinglong, right Baihu, an old cow at the waist and a dragon at the chest. People don't kill Buddha, they don't kill Buddha. . . . . .
53, urinating until seven holes bleed. . . You are the first person in history. . . .
54. I have never met Chen Jinnan. . It's no use shouting hero. . . .
With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!
56. With your wisdom, can I scare you?
57. In fact, I am an expert in changing social atmosphere, captivating millions of girls, stimulating the film market and improving the connotation of young people. I am well-proportioned and graceful. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing!
58. Actually, I am the head of China Guquan. You can call me "devil muscle man". Running a grocery store is my interest, and teaching boxing is my legitimate career. At the same time, I am indifferent to fame and fortune, and I hate others to get fame and fortune! Bruce Lee and I are not brothers at all. Will I tell people everywhere? Jackie Chan and others come to drink tea with me all day. I seldom entertain them! Should I tell you this, too? What's the big deal? How's it going? What do you want to learn?
59. Actually, nonsense is not nonsense.
60. People and goblins are born of mothers. The difference is that people are fucking and demons are fucking.
6 1 More than 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I suddenly stop urinating, and then I think of her, and my heart is sweet, and I forget to urinate after half a bubble.
62. This guy talks a lot about his mother-in-law, just like there is a fly all day, hum … sorry, it's not one, it's a bunch of flies around you, hum … fly to your ear, help!
63. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.
64. One good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another. Justice has reincarnation, and the weather is beautiful. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.
65, little brother, you've also been recruited! ""why? Are you having an affair with him? -Quoted from Stephen Chow
66. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at you all over, I know you have no connotation.
67. Shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat! ? Eat shit!
68. Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things!
69. What about his martial arts? He called it nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!
70. The iron palm originated from the iron palm gang in Surabaya. It is very powerful. Anyone who is hit and his insides are shattered will die on the way to the hospital. Practice takes three days and costs 600 yuan! Iron cloth shirts originated in Shaolin, 50 kilometers north of Fujian Province and 30 nautical miles south of Shanwei. After practice, the whole body is as hard as iron, and fire and water do not invade. Five days of practice costs 800 yuan! The guillotine, which originated in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, is a unique hidden weapons of the ouchi assassination group. Taking a person's head thousands of miles away is a piece of cake. Because of its strong lethality, he used this yo-yo instead. I practiced for seven days and spent 1000 yuan! The electro-optical dragon drill, which originated in Wang Xiaohu, Longhumen, was originally just an illusion, but after my improvement, it has become a kind of leg skill that must be killed, and it must be 1500 yuan! V3, the Five Horsemen of Lightning, once killed countless monsters and tyrannical dinosaurs that invaded the earth, and swept countless teenagers in the 1970s, but I can tell you-it's not true! There is no such martial arts in the world. Just to make a movie. I won't say you don't know. But don't worry, "being honest and seeking truth from facts" is the purpose of my boxing teaching. ...
7 1, at the same time, I also want to say: "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie."
72. Wang Cai, you can't die. Wang Cai, you have followed me for so many years, and you are affectionate and sincere to me. But now I haven't even let you eat a full meal. I feel sorry for you, Wang Cai! Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people! -Stephen Chow's classic lines
73. gnome male-"! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!
74. Ask the other person's name: "What's your mother's name?"
75. I am Kao! What do you take me for? I play football with you losers for no reason! Sorry, you know I'm so straight! I want to compete with you, a dead cripple, for no reason! You forgive me for being so blunt, and finally won the game for no reason. The probability is below zero!
76, I should hit you, don't hurt you!
77. I tell you, to deal with this kind of woman, you must save her from the ocean of desire with condescending eyes and strong arms.
78. I am handsome, romantic and suitable for filming, but I don't understand why the audience will laugh when they see me. I don't understand why they look at me strangely and laugh when they see me.
79. I go up and down hundreds of thousands times a second. It happened that the driver had a big holiday today and lent his car to someone else today! I just put my wallet on it again! Invite you to dinner next time, I'm really busy! The bus is coming!
80. When do I get up and down for a second? I will accompany you to eat chop suey noodles! ?
8 1, I have told you that I can't do it. . What are you doing? . I'll stab you again. -Stephen Chow's classic lines
82. I have entered Mrs. Wang's family encyclopedia into your computer chip. But it has become a lot of fun things! It's like there's a fashionable toilet inside.
83, ecstasy intermittent systemic dysfunction
84. Wukong, you can stab me to death, but there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha. . . . . .
85. Sir, you have bone on your forehead, light in your eyes, immortal reincarnation, immortal descent, and I finally waited for you. Don't move. Although I let the cat out of the bag and disaster is inevitable, it's my destiny takes a hand. Even if I have to take a big risk, I'll let you see the whole picture.
86. When I first saw the moon. . . You call him britney spears. . . . . You are desperate to touch me. . . I long to touch you. . .
87. Express your love for a girl and say, "Let's start this relationship right away!"
88. Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!
89, this is thunderbolt invincible fast shadowless pants-take the hand! This is my father's product 25 years ago.
90. If a person has no ideal, what is the difference with a salted fish!
9 1, when someone threatens you, he says, "forgive me, hero!" "
92. Do you think I am really afraid that you will shrink back in front of me? If you dare, you will scold until your throat is cracked, your mouth is sour, and the soup will spill out. You turtle, you are inhuman, you eat shit, you eat shit, and I will stuff you with shit, you dead bastard!
93. Get up in the morning and shout to the mirror: "Pig!"