Text:

At some point, I became a student. I was ecstatic. Just like young people get married now. Facts have proved that lovers are happy only on the day after marriage or at most that year, and then they are in a psychological state of "maintaining the status quo". The reason is that China people have a strong sense of responsibility. Of course you can get a divorce. The problem is that it takes much more energy to handle a divorce procedure than to maintain the status quo.

So I'm still a student.

1

At a certain time, the primary school I attended was said to have a large number of super teachers and first-class teaching facilities. Such a good condition, the condition of admission is to donate money to enter school. The school makes a reluctant appearance, saying that it is to meet the strong wishes of parents ... this is the only way to limit the number of students and raise funds for the expansion of the school. The truth is that there are only about 200 people, and half of them donate. The other half didn't donate, but went directly to the school leaders to donate money and materials.

Recently, I heard that key universities will expand their enrollment. 5% independent enrollment quota or something.

This reminds me of my primary school immediately. Yu Jie said that when education is linked with politics, it is the beginning of the downfall of the whole nation. Then it should be said that when education and economy are linked, the degeneration of the whole nation is accelerating.

However, are universities and primary schools the same thing? I think so, too. For example, cigarette butts are all called cigarette butts.

2

In many primary schools and junior high schools, there are such things as school uniforms. Mine is no exception. It is said that the creator's original idea was to be neat and beautiful and prevent students from falling behind the competition. I sold me three sets of school uniforms for three years in junior high school. The educational significance of this practice lies in telling us what waste is. And the quality is extremely poor, and the sewing shop opposite the campus has been doing business ever since. While selling clothes, the school told the children: We are voluntary. The fact is, if you don't have a school uniform, everyone will raise the national flag on Monday and you will stay in the classroom and sweep the floor. I suggest that, first, schools should force students to buy school uniforms, which at least proves that schools have the courage to take responsibility and will not be as brazen as Japan's "liberation of Nanjing" sentence; Second, since we have made huge profits, we should improve the quality of our clothes. Don't let the child break at the touch, then put up a lot of patches, and then pull a child out when the superior leader checks the school situation, confidently pointing to the patches and saying, look, how hard and simple our children are.

three

I had an ideal for a while, that is, to be a writer. I believe many people have had this idea. I believe that many people have given up this idea like me now.

In junior high school, I like to write some articles with strong wording, which can be called "nonsense" and so on. Although extreme, I still think extreme is better than moderate. For example, extreme people can have a clear attitude towards something, while moderate people firmly believe that "everything has two sides" and "comprehensive analysis", and then come to the bullshit conclusion that "this thing has many advantages, but it also has many disadvantages". Shame on you. I wrote a book called "The chemistry teacher is a flying pig" at that time, because in a chemistry experiment, this gentleman asked us to drop a drop of some solution, and I accidentally dropped two drops. As a result of this mistake, the division flew over and slapped me on the head. The reason is that I dropped two drops. Because it poses like a pig, it pretends to be this article. As a result, three articles were evaluated, one by the class teacher, one by the Chinese teacher and one by the flying pig. This makes everyone understand two reasons. First, students can't make an analogy casually; Second, teachers can hit students at will.

four

I like dogs because they are loyal. There is a dog downstairs in my house. It sleeps during the day and barks at night. Everyone's evaluation of him is that this boy is a little interesting.

A common saying among adults is "Students should look like students". This statement is impeccable, just like "this dog looks like a dog." The conclusion is that I don't look like a student, mainly because my hair is long. I think the reason why you don't have to cut your hair is because people naturally lose their hair in autumn. Just as dogs don't cut each other's hair, long-haired poodles don't become short-haired hyenas. If someone tells me that people and animals are different in this respect, please don't preach to me that "people and animals are different because they are social", but that people and animals are different because they can cut their hair or cut themselves. Some friends have longer hair than me. Tell them I forced them to stay when they were beaten. So their old mother and father settled accounts according to me. Said I was a bad influence on their precious son. A wonderful scene suddenly came to my mind: on a dark and windy night in a month, I put my hand against their heads and said, no hair cuts! Or I'll shoot.

five

I don't know why, for a person who chooses liberal arts, we are still required to continue studying physical chemistry and other subjects that have nothing to do with our future. I mean the study after the division. And I have to take an exam. Take a dog as an example, that is, the owner gives the puppy a pot of rice and a bowl of meat, and the dog chooses the meat he likes. But the host said no, you must eat this bowl of rice first.

There's certainly nothing wrong with eating more. The question is, do we have enough meat to eat after dinner?

six

I believe many people have the same experience as me.

Walking alone in the street. I thought I heard someone calling his name. Turn around. The back is empty.

Everything is so perfect. If anything is missing,

Think of scars as dimples.

I stretched myself and looked at the dark day outside the window. It's going to rain, and it's near dusk.

In a good mood. Yes, I moved.

There is a book in front of the desk, and the title of one chapter is "Treating scars as dimples". Just as I was about to read the content behind this title, my father told me to go out and find a garbage collector. There is a pile of useless old things at home. After going downstairs, I walked on an extremely ordinary street. Vulgar people despised by some elegant people gathered in this street, first five food stalls, then a row of food stalls, and then the farmer's market. These people are really vulgar sometimes, for example, their tricycle hits you without saying sorry, but with a strange smile; For example, when you bargain with them when you buy something, in the end they will say proudly, I won't sell it. Later, I gradually realized that the former is because they haven't learned the complicated polite expressions in the city, so they can only smile apologetically, but this kind of smile was met with the upturned corners of the mouth and arrogant eyes of the city people, so this kind of smile suddenly went bad; The latter is easier to understand, because the city people's price reduction has exceeded the bottom line they accept.

An old man walked slowly past me. Holding the dog in one hand and rubbing the fitness ball in the other, his back is stubborn and straight, and his eyes reveal a humorous smile.

The meaning of this smile is silently interpreted by this ordinary street.

I finally found the garbage collector here. The old man's hair is all white. Seldom have I seen such a pure white one. A kind feeling pervaded his face. Behind him, leisurely followed by a child, this is the grandson of the old man.

It was getting darker and darker, and some raindrops began to fall on our faces. The three of us walked silently and never spoke again.

Go home. The old man told the child to wait and then went upstairs with me. I found the old man's shoes dirty when I entered the door. I don't want him to bring dirty things into my new home. The old man seemed to understand, took off his shoes and came in barefoot. Although it is early autumn, the weather is getting cold.

Father asked him to sit for a while, then went into the room to sort out the garbage, leaving me alone in the living room to accompany him. I suddenly remembered that there was a class at night, so I left the old man and went to my room to get dressed.

Then get ready to go. I think I should put on my watch. A middle school student's time, if not cherished, can easily slip away from his fingertips.

By this time, the old man had packed his things, paid the money and was ready to go. Father saw that it was raining heavily outside and asked him to have a rest. He didn't refuse, so he chatted casually with his father.

His grandson's parents died. Grandson is eight years old and has not yet gone to school. At this point, they haven't eaten yet.

Tolstoy said that happy families are always similar, and each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. I think it's the opposite. Wealthy families can create different environments, so they are diverse; Unfortunate families are always similar, because they are all single.

I was looking for my watch when they said these words. I hate to think so. The old man took my watch. Because there are two evidences: first, I remember that my watch was placed next to the chair where the old man was sitting; Secondly, something shiny appeared in the old man's trouser pocket. I think it's my tape!

I don't despise the poor, but if the poor don't respect themselves, we don't have to pity them. I have no time to wait. Thinking of this, I said with great grace, grandpa, please give me my watch back.

I think this is the most euphemistic sentence I have ever said in my life, which can minimize the harm to him. I did this because I thought he might have just stolen something in a moment of confusion, so that we wouldn't have to fight.

The old man looked at me, sad silence. I think he must be ashamed that his crime was exposed.

However, my dad didn't understand what I meant and asked me, what are you talking about? I repeated it calmly.

Father told me to shut up. Then he asked me to get his bag. I know things may change a little subtly.

Open my bag, my watch. It turned out that my dad saw my watch at work today, so he took it to the watch shop to change the battery.

Why did I think so rashly that the old man took the watch away? I said I don't despise them, but I still can't trust them in my bones. Yes, I am a gentleman's belly with a mean heart.

Just as I was about to apologize, the old man smiled. This humorous smile is familiar. I don't know why he laughed. The meaning of this smile was silently watched by his hand reaching into his trouser pocket. What he took out was not the "strap" I thought, but a stainless steel spoon!

I don't know how much my words hurt him For a poor man, the biggest insult is that he used improper means to get rid of poverty.

However, my injury to him was turned into a smile by him. I haven't read the article "Treating scars as dimples", but I found the best explanation.

It rained harder and harder, and the grandparents and grandchildren pushed the car all the way. A precocious star rose in the sky, and that night, I watched everything quietly behind the curtain and couldn't bear to come.

Buddhist monk

I wonder if you have forgotten this word. In the early years, people often walked from house to house in major residential areas with shaved heads, robes and bowls. At first, these people look great, talk extraordinary, and often pretend to be old women, even though he is only 30 years old. Once fate fails, it will fly away and evil will appear. One summer, I went to a famous temple Just as I was deeply shocked by the majestic statue of Guanyin with a thousand hands, a monk wearing sunglasses brushed past me with a mobile phone. Another time I went to an unknown temple, the big wall in the courtyard was impressively: popularize one child, boycott the second child and eliminate the third child. Vae

However, whether it's fake or not, real monks are proficient in Buddhism and see through the world of mortals, and many of their thoughts and behaviors have influenced us in the world. For example, at the mobilization meeting of senior three not long ago, the teacher said this: all students who can sit still and have no distractions can get good grades. I didn't believe this thing before, because, for example, a vegetative person can sit still and have no distractions, but unfortunately his grades didn't go up and his brain went down first. Now it seems that if you want to achieve a positive result, you need to really avoid the world like a monk and remain anonymous. Master Hong Ren, the fifth ancestor of Zen Buddhism in China, said: The building materials come from the valley. The main idea is that the wood used for building originally comes from deep valleys and will not grow in places where people gather. Only by staying away from people and not being cut by knives and axes can we grow into great talents one by one. Many years ago, a Chinese Odyssey inexplicably put the monk in the position of her mother-in-law. Since then, Tang Priest has become synonymous with verbosity, and has never recovered. In my opinion, comedy should have a bottom line, that is, don't treat ignorance as fun. Who did the monk provoke? Therefore, there is absolutely no need to vilify it and create an image that is just the opposite of him. As a matter of fact, Nan Zongchan despised chanting Buddha and did nothing. If you can't talk, you won't talk, because "mouth is a curse. If you talk too much, you will lose. Silence is golden, and you can meditate. " According to legend, the Buddha once showed a golden Buddha flower at the Lingshan conference, and everyone was at a loss. Only the venerable Ye Jiaxiao laughed. Between flowers, smiles and heart-shaped patterns, the venerable Ye Jia became the ancestor of lanterns. It can be seen that doing more, thinking more and talking less is the shortcut to success. Monks divide the epiphany of the human universe into three realms. The first scene is "but where can you find traces on the bare hillside with fallen leaves?" This is a situation that describes the truth-seeking ontology. Second, "there is no one in the empty mountain, but flowers bloom in the water", which is the stage of describing oneself as if enlightened, but not enlightened. The highest realm is "the eternal sky, where there was a wind and a moon." This means that eternity is achieved in an instant, and eternity is achieved in an instant, surpassing the clear realm after thinking and persistence. If our senior one and senior two are in the first and second realms respectively, then senior three should reach the third realm. Of course, there are also frustrations and confusions, because there are many contradictions and injustices in this world. Unfortunately, since the polarization between the rich and the poor appeared in primitive people, human society is no longer fair. A cynic is like a hedgehog curled up backwards, torturing himself with his own thorns. So learn from monks who see through the world of mortals! Even if you don't become a monk, it's good to be broad-minded. There is a line in the movie Gourmet to the effect that there are no gourmets in the world. As long as you cook with your heart, everyone is a god of food! Although it doesn't make sense logically, it may still be applicable, that is, there are no monks in the world. Everyone is a monk as long as you work hard and understand life with your heart.

sharpen a knife

"Book is not poetry" says: "Sharpness is a sharp blade", and Kong Yunchuan "sharpens the blade". This shows that the knife should be sharpened frequently. When I was a child, I was interested in knives. Once my mother wanted to sharpen them, so she grabbed them and sharpened them. But at that time, I didn't know there was a business of sharpening people's knives, just as the Greeks didn't know that China had bowls with such containers, and the Iraqis didn't know that China had tea, so it took a lot of effort. Nowadays, people who sharpen knives often can't see it. First, I heard their voices and shouted in the living area: "Sharpen the knife!" " "This is the beginning of his career. It is not impossible for this person to scream hysterically and hit him on the head with a bottle if he lacks confidence. It's not good to shout as if time is up, because people want him to sharpen his knife, which is a trivial matter. In case he is exhausted, he will also bear criminal responsibility. The time of shouting is also particular. At six o'clock in the morning, I woke people's dreams, so I waited for my head to break; At one or two noon, waiting for the head to break; After ten o'clock in the evening, I'm afraid it will be bloody. After the bloodshed, I can only draw a conclusion that city people are really hard to serve. Once I was ordered by my mother to sharpen my knife. That time, I heard a confused cry. My mother said it was a sharpener, which sounded like a rag collector to me. But a mother's life is inviolable. It happened that my knife didn't live up to expectations, and there were still four to be sharpened! I can only run downstairs with two knives in my hand and two knives in my ribs. When I saw the pencil sharpener, my heart suddenly cooled: this person is so thin! I quickly turned and went upstairs to attend the funeral. But then I thought, "A horse loses its weight, and a scholar loses its poverty" (a funny biography of a historian)-this man is not judging a book by its cover. For example, in today's music scene, ugliness can last for a long time, and it must be a wonderful song art; But there is also an unfortunate possibility that he is too ugly and becomes an ugly star. -So I went to sharpen my knife. I didn't expect this man to be rude. He grinds with a knife. I'm angry. I don't know how confident you are. Let me sharpen your knife. I can't kill anyone. However, if you have a knife in your hand, you have an absolute advantage; I am too weak to say more. It is not impossible for him to start fighting in a rage. However, it was a long waiting process. Looking closely, he polished fairly well, sitting on a wooden bench with skillful movements, and must be a "meditation master"; Not only lamented that he could judge a book by its cover, but also gave it a chance to show it. Su Shi's On Jia Yi said that "talent is difficult, so it is difficult for personal use", and Lao Zi said that "talent is not difficult, but it is difficult to make good use of its talents". I solved all the difficulties of the ancients, and it was really not easy ... I am proud that he sharpened the first one. I quickly grabbed my watch and found something wrong with the knife. My knife was originally rectangular. When I give him such a grinding, the blade becomes a semicircle, like a sickle! Helpless, a good knife has turned into a rotten knife, and there is no other way but to be angry. This kind of "turning a square into a circle" is indeed unique in the sense of human culture. Henry's "Turning a Circle into a Square" says that "everything in nature is round, but man-made things are dull and angular", which is the western view: turning a circle into a square; Suzuki Teitaro Daisetz, a Japanese Zen master, said, "A circle is a circle, a square is a square, a circle is a square, and a square is a circle. "This is the eastern view: a square is a circle. This idea of sharpening a knife is neither east nor west, and it has rounded my knife, which is really not a thing. Two hours later, four sickles came out. I touched it, not only round, but also dull! Unfortunately, I got impatient at this time and gave up. I didn't expect this gentleman to ask for a lot of money. I didn't have enough money with me, so I went upstairs to get it. After taking it downstairs, the pencil sharpener disappeared and the knife disappeared. Jiang Yan's "Xie Linchuan's Tour of Shan Jutu" said that "the name of the body is distinguished, and the history of the picture is finally wiped out." "Picture history" can be erased, but I didn't expect my knife to be worn away. I can't help but sigh that knives are like life, sharp ones can be blunt and upright ones can be smooth; However, stupidity or tactfulness is still human, so we must protect our soul. If you are like my knife, you can't find it, you can only make it disappear slowly. Go home. Mom asked me, where are the four knives? I pretended not to hear and turned my face to the sky outside the window.

copy

I remember in 1995, there was a very popular writing tool called magic tool. According to media reports, tens of thousands of sets were sold on the first day of sale, which shows that China people love to join in the fun. Fortunately, China people have another advantage: they are good at reflection after fanaticism. Some experts and scholars immediately pointed out that this magical tool is likely to create a writing stereotype, which is not good for children whose fonts have not yet formed. At that time, I was in the third grade of primary school, and of course I wanted to buy this novel thing, ignoring the expert's evaluation. It is found that the effect is good after use. When I first arrived in junior high school, my teacher asked me, "Your handwriting is very good! How long have you been practicing? " Then I turned my head and recalled to my colleagues: Alas, my son had to buy some magic tools when he was a child. Look, the handwriting is like a tortoise crawling now ... I can only say that I practice calligraphy with artifacts. The magic tool is a simple imitation of the font, but it also shows that the effect brought by good imitation and bad imitation is very different. Imitation is not easy. Zhang Daqian is known as the leader of Chinese painting in the 2 1 century. He painted more than 30,000 paintings in his life, and a large part of them imitated the works of the ancients. This imitation is not a boring simulation. It can give you inspiration and make you remember it again and again. Sometimes he will put his own seal on the imitation. This is simply "shameless" in the eyes of some "thin-skinned" people now. Learning from others is a mockery. But she wants to be effective, which shows that she knows what beauty is, knows that she is ugly, and is willing to imitate it to make herself beautiful. Although it didn't succeed, this attitude of pursuing beauty should be respected. As far as literature is concerned. Xu said that there are two kinds of imitation, positive and negative, "the opposite is also imitation." Imitating and learning from materials is to learn from others and create something unique. Mr. Yu's prose is often criticized as "too much second-hand materials" and "lack of his own things" In this regard, Mr. Yu said in the article "Pseudo-aristocratic Mentality": When I write about the traditional culture of China, aren't all the materials cited "second-hand"? Dongpo's poems and Li Bai's poems can be written in twenty hands. Even if I went to visit the cultural relics on the spot, I dug them up and put them there, not "first-hand". It seems that if you want first-hand information, you have to go to archaeology yourself. Although humorous, the reason is clear. It is impossible for a scholar to cross-discipline archaeology, so it is inevitable to use "second-hand materials". If you say it's plagiarism, there's nothing you can do. Ancient literati were also good at imitation. There is a famous sentence in Du Fu's Song of Landscape Painting and Landscape Painting, "How can you get quick scissors from Bingzhou and cut Wusong rushing?" Later, He's "The Father of Luofushan and Ge Pian" said: "Vulgar cuts a foot in Hunan, and Wu E is not arrogant." Du Zimei said, "The night is full of sand and rain, and the spring is full of wind." . Later, Bai Letian said: "Wushan is full of rain at dusk, and there are many headwinds in the spring." . Li He and Bai Juyi obviously imitate their predecessors, but they are all witty remarks. The Yellow Crane Tower, written by Cui Hao in the Tang Dynasty, has the reputation of "overwhelming the whole Tang Dynasty with one article". Li Bai went to the Yellow Crane Tower to see this poem, knowing that the previous work was difficult to surpass, he still had to copy one. Cui Hao borrowed White Cloud, Smoke Wave, Qingchuan and Parrot Country for nostalgia. Li Bai sang "Fireworks", "Lonely Sail" and "Far Shadow" to send away the parting soul. Because of his imitation and originality of predecessors' style, this poem is not inferior to the Yellow Crane Tower. The writer is a senior two student. On weekdays, there are many imitations on campus, so I don't want to say more. Originally, our life was monotonous, learning and learning. I have no life experience and can only read from books. And composition is not a natural thing, and it needs to start with imitation. In this sense, everyone is an imitator and then becomes an imitator. So is life. Who can walk and talk without imitating? People call it "study hard", and the main work of this kind of learning is imitation, which is the foundation. As for whether we can innovate on the basis of imitation, it depends on personal nature. So don't be afraid to imitate from now on. Yes, imitation.