Classic rhyming jingle
1, women are really tired. They don't sleep every day, cook and suffer, and then feed their children. Men should understand and reward our babies.
2. In today's reversal era, men play with beautiful women and handsome, rich and poor, and don't play with innocence and pervert.
3, if the two feelings are long, in pork pork; We want to fly in heaven, two birds are one, and we want to be a pig with a tail; Don't be a pig in your mouth.
4, it is rare to get drunk several times in life, so be sure to drink it in place! You don't drink, I don't drink, China where to put good wine! If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep? Brother is not tired when he drinks, but he gets drunk when he drinks too much!
5. A game is really tiring. Practice before going to work every day, and it tastes good in the morning. I have to get drunk at noon. I often hurt my liver and stomach when I practice, and I always say that I am innocent when I sleep and practice my dreams.
6. The former emperor and a courtier, a temple monk and a temple god, an accident, a group of people, a bunch of actors and a news, a rat excrement and a soup muddy.
7. Modern teachers are really easy to do. They don't have to write their own lesson plans. They have everything online, and he can't do it in the student union. Live on the imperial salary and step on the bell to enter the classroom. The strength of the school has been saved, and tutoring is popular!
8. I want to be a man and work hard to earn money; Wages are only rising slowly, and house prices are rising fast for no reason; It's hard to pay the down payment, but I can't help being single!
9. You don't need to buy carrots and vegetables. They are available in all markets.
10, I told you not to be infatuated with my brother, because my brother has wasted his time and can't do such hard work. You also need to drink often, scold the street when you are drunk, and smoke on credit when you have no money. You said I was angry with my father.
1 1, the flowers are blooming and the water is flowing, a kind of yearning, and there is no sorrow in the two places. This situation cannot be eliminated, and you can only frown and worry.
12, advise you not to drink, drink wine and look at the spring flowers without saying a word, thinking that you are always promiscuous.
13. We have 66 hutongs, where Mr. Liu, who is 66 years old, lives. There are sixty-six good buildings in his house, with sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil upstairs and sixty-six green pancakes.
14, there is a paradise above and a casino below; If you don't eat vegetables, go online; Have money to pick up girls, but no money to grab them; Everyone practices boxing, curses and sings; Unique wine rack, healthy smoking; At this rate, it would have collapsed.
15, I have been hiding her in my heart, as pure as plum blossoms. I have never mentioned it before, so I have to be a fool before spending it.
16, wine, wine, good friends, everything is nothing more than a glass of wine. One day in the Yellow River, a wave will sip wine!
17, ladle hot oil with copper spoon, cold oil with iron spoon, cold oil with copper spoon and hot oil with iron spoon. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon.
18, I am chromium, hexachromium, and alcohol turns green.
19, luminous glass of wine, I want to raise my glass to my friends. Looking up, you can't see the sky, you can't see the moon, and your head is long. Don't laugh when you are drunk in the wine field, but get drunk when you meet your bosom friend.
20. Beauty Beauty I love you and write a love song for you. The title is I miss you, and the content is all about you. Ask me how I miss you and swear that I will catch up with you.
2 1, a small wine table for youth, drinking is drinking. Life is only a few tons of wine. Whoever drinks first will go first.
22. When the flowers bloom romantically, keep your eyes straight!
23. All five poisons are abolished, and if you are not careful, you will commit a crime.
24. Smoking, drinking, playing mahjong and falling in love with the Internet. Crazy with you, surfing with you, uh-huh until dawn. I patted the powder and kissed it in the middle of the road. Take a shower, blow bubbles, and sleep with your wife.
25. Brother, brother, brother, I believe Brother Chun in the senior high school entrance examination. I don't have to do my homework, so I won't fail.
26, girls say that I am a good person, love does not come to me; Girls say he is not good, scrambling to love him; Nowadays, girls are really strange, saying that he is not good is love; Do you find it strange? Should I learn badly?
27, willing to spend small change, is a good host.
28, moonlight in front of the window, the original debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!
29. Hundreds of thousands of people went into battle together just to earn money to go to the countryside. Graduation from college is worthless, and everyone loves to be a village official. I was not used to doing housework since I was a child, but now I want to be the head of the family. Nothing, as long as you can fill out the paper!
30. When oil prices rise, vegetable prices rise, and house prices rise, that is, wages do not rise; It is difficult to find a job, a girlfriend and a wife. Life is really hard.
A classic jingle that is deeply loved by people
1. Drink Wahaha every day and laugh every day; Drink robust every day, healthy and happy; Drinking Mengniu every day will make you a cow!
Now everyone says it's good to be a monk. Being a monk is full and supportive. If you have money, you will be happy. If you have nothing to do, you will open a chain temple. It was a nice day.
I treat you like a pearl and you treat me like a salted fish. I'm crazy about you, and I'm crazy about you. Deep in the ocean, you hurt me on purpose.
4. I went to the exam on Thursday, got 44, went home to watch TV, saw Shaolin Temple, secretly ate tomatoes, went out to Shaolin Temple, and was beaten like a tomato by Shaolin Temple without saying anything!
Safety production should remember that the machine is a slot machine. If you are injured, you can ignore it, come to work happily and go home completely.
6. Wolves worry, tigers worry, elephants worry, deer worry, mules worry about horses, pigs worry, dogs worry, cows worry, sheep worry, ducks worry about geese, toads, crabs, clams, turtles, fish and shrimp.
7. Laugh with leaders, run with customers, chat with parents, yell with wives, make trouble with children, howl with friends, chat with relatives and dance with colleagues.
8. Sweat and cry and feel like a thief.
9. Hello, hello, you eat straw, with more hair and less meat. You like to take a bath with rice soup, and you say that your skin care effect is very good. You are a rare clown.
10. The building foundation should be laid firmly, and the life foundation should also be laid firmly, step by step. Life is like a building. You should use real materials, build them cleanly, mix your own buildings, and finally ruin your life.
1 1. Because men are careless, women are caring; Because men are sincere, women are tempted; Because men are sincere, women are at ease; Because men are playboys and women are pathetic!
12. You ran back to a cow and scared a cow to death at once. Come back quickly, Beckham won't score.
13. As everyone knows, it is good to wrangle, which requires neither effort nor brains. After three or five years, all the problems disappeared.
14. Traffic lights are installed at intersections to guide cars and the elderly. The car was running around in the street, and my aunt was trembling with fear. I advise you to be a watchman, not for your children and grandchildren.
15. I am your ape, sitting on your kang, your mother burns incense for me, your father kowtows to me, your grandmother gives me jiaozi, and your grandfather is my big fat man!
16. The head can't be broken, and the dyed hair looks good; No bleeding, no white head; Shoes should not be worn out. When you visit your girlfriend, you need oil. The car can't be small, you can travel by car.
17. Everything is inferior, only power is high; There are never ugly men, as long as they have money. You are tall and handsome, and you are really lovable. Sooner or later, you will be put into a sack and thrown into the sea.
18. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!
19. When you are old, there is nothing to worry about, and the past will slowly turn over. A person drinks in the shade of a tree, and a pot of turbid wine drinks three times. Now the five elements are always short of soil, and they know that they are often short of money. Just like life is dull, I am happy with less oil and salt. Dream back to Yuhuan, Datang. She lives in ten ring. If you want to see Yan Fang's wreath, when you wake up, it is a hoop. Just staring at the beautiful woman, I bumped into the wall.
20. Hold your hand, follow your feelings, go to the alley mouth, let go of your hand, alas, you son of a bitch, bite others' mouths when you see a bitch without saying hello!
2 1. looks chic, but it's boring. It will get dark without a holiday.
22. What you have done, what you have seen and what you have seen is not enough to give advice to dry goods. You hide in the dark and frame it.
23. Don't drive, don't know Mercedes-Benz Bluebird; I don't know what it means not to go to the market to buy food.
24. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, when will you stop feasting, hug in the karaoke bar after dinner, and then go to the pedicure for half a night, and the mountain will not turn around. Wine is not intoxicating. How can it be?
25. Huns: people who live by instinct; Vulgarity: people who live by desire; Mortal: a person who lives by feelings; Saint: a person who lives by faith; Talent: people who live by wisdom; Fairy: A person who lives by the soul.
26. Get together in the network and fall in love in the network. Sweet words are entangled! How confusing it is to say! By the way, my friend, find out the gender first!
27. Looking back, the beauty scared a cow to death; I can't go with you, just because you are too ugly to ask the ugly girl why. I have money and oil to see if you can go, even if you have everything, you won't bow your head.
28. I'm poor, I'm incompetent, my limbs are disabled, and my facial features are not correct. I know nothing about the Six Gods, and I am very timid.
29. You work harder than a donkey, eat worse than a pig, get up earlier than a chicken, get off work later than a young lady, pretend to be stronger than a grandson, and earn less than a migrant worker. How nice!
30. It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and I feel lonely and want to break my soul. Excuse me, where is the beauty? The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun.
A widely circulated classic jingle
1, rationality is not high, there is something to say in front.
2, domestic drops, foreign drops, drops on the earth.
3, people are afraid of unreasonable troubles, and dogs are afraid of pinching their tails.
4. I haven't lost my attention at all. The anchor will take you to the expressway.
5, no money in my pocket, no money in my heart, easy for a lifetime.
6. No one has died since ancient times, and some people have no paper in their stools.
7. Gold and silver tickets are not as good as a good body.
8. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.
9, 20 is Pentium, 30 is Microsoft, 40 is Panasonic and 50 is Lenovo.
10, if there is love in the sky, it is already old, and people do not waste their youth!
1 1, don't compare, don't compare, don't be angry with yourself.
12, the road is curved and the principle is straight.
13, chatting with friends, shopping with netizens, no charge for mobile phones,100000 salary.
14, sorry, toast and fart, it stinks!
15, be healthy, have regular massage, and have many benefits in keeping fit and getting rid of diseases.
16, the moon is full and round, and nothing is perfect.
17, reason is to things, and good steel is to the blade.
18, every day has two days, and people are unreasonable.
19, why do you say that the divorce rate is very high now, because everyone feels that their status is lower than the other.
20. In the Year of the Pig, it is auspicious to touch the pig fart. Touching the pig's back in the year of the pig is not afraid of fatigue!
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