Give me your cat ears, and I will have three magic weapons: razor, glasses and cat ears.

3. Who ate my chocolate? If I admit it now, I will go easy on him and only beat him to death by three quarters!

4. Disappear from this world, leaving no DNA and erasing others' memories of you.

5. Wonderful: Ass is the trace of human once being an angel, not wings. The box is the trace of human using ancient weapons, not missiles.

6. To be a man, you must stand tall and live. Even if you get covered in mud on the road of life, if you can keep walking, maybe the mud on you will dry up and fall off!

7. Life is 80% a disaster! You will encounter more trouble than this in the future! However, it's not all bad. At least at the end of the day, the wine you drink is particularly delicious.

8. the sky? Country? It doesn't matter if I give it to you I'm busy enough just protecting what's in front of me. I can't do it. How much has been lost so far is incalculable. Anyway, I have nothing left. When I see something falling, I naturally want to pick it up and keep it.

9. Unlike you, I still play blasting in the toilet when I am old!

10. Earthwork: Do you look down on this job?

Okita: I only look down on you!

1 1. A person's life is like traveling with a load. It may be easier to simply throw away your luggage, but you won't do that anyway. How boring it would be to walk without luggage.

12. Annie, it doesn't matter who you suspect, but you are not allowed to doubt your own notice. I believe he must be seriously constipated to be late! I'd rather trust him like this!

13. No problem! The money will be paid! I'm ready! Don't lie, how can a guy who can only cook such dull fried soba noodles get paid? Anyway, your life is dull. Hey, try to talk about it ~ dull and heavy ~ dull ~ ~ heavy ~ ~

14. Turk: Today's shogunate is not doing anything for us human beings at all. Isn't this already known? What does your sword exist for? To protect the shogun? Or to protect the general? I'm not like you, remember? At that time, there was no school and no place to live. Who brought us to that broken Dojo that can only use swords? Who is the person who didn't abandon us even if we lost our knives or even our Dojo after the order to scrap knives was issued? Who found our lost knife again? Not a shogun, not a general. Our boss has only had Kondo since then.

15. Yin Shi: I don't care whether you have eyes all over your body or your father has eyes. I don't need those tricks you said. The color of your dirty soul is like shit in my eyes. That guy who only knows how to chop people is just an asshole who doesn't care about other people's pain. Finally, you can't see anything.

16. Then, let's go together. You can't carry your luggage with one hand. From now on, I am your left hand.

17. Even if I don't go, I'm no different from death. For me, there is something more important than my heart, and it would be a shame if I stopped there. I'm talking about the soul. I don't want it to be humiliated.

18. Nothing! It doesn't matter if you don't live according to your feelings. Isn't it nice to put shame behind you and look covered in mud? That's a delicious dish, fool!

19. There are two things that human beings are afraid of, that is, death and shame. It's stupid to challenge the dead, and it's also a fool to challenge shame, but I admire this kind of fool.

20. Hehe, it doesn't hurt to be a beast, just ruin everything! ! Until the beast stops moaning.

2 1. Say it! Gaoshan, you can't underestimate me like this! Speaking of beasts, so do i. But it's not dark at all. And its name is Dingchun!

22. Everyone has an anti-tank rocket launcher in his heart!

23. "Never mind, calm down and find the time machine first." "It's you who should be calm!"

24. How can the dead talk? But I have made a unilateral agreement. I will never be ungrateful. Your wife may not live long, but I will protect her instead of you until that day comes.

25. I don't understand those subtle things very well, but what's the point of being with my parents who think of themselves? I long for it! A family like you. Ironically, people who have really important things are not as clear as those who don't. So, be kind to God.

26. It is better to die beautifully than to die beautifully.

27.g: Don't change the silver. It seems to take some effort to hack you to death, and I don't want to do it.

Yin Shi: Gui, if you dare to change, I'll chop you up without saying anything.

28. Yin Shi: Do you have a driver's license?

Shenle: What license do you need to hit someone with a car?

29. total enlightenment: aliens, you are surrounded. Don't make unnecessary resistance, just surrender. The old mother in my hometown is also crying. I didn't give birth to you to make you such an alien. Whether it's an alien or a human, the guy who makes my mother cry is the worst. Please say something to the mother.

Kondo (dressed as a monster): Mom didn't give birth to you to make you become such a monster …

Yamazaki: What kind of monster is that ...

Kondo: Mom doesn't want you to be born such a monster. Mom doesn't have a son like you (tears). In fact, your father was still treating you until he died …

Was taken away by the monster ...

30. Shen Le: Dingchun is very good. It never kills anyone ~ ~ ~

3 1. Okita: Earthwork, your cooking level has improved, and finally it has reached the level of dog food.

32. If you ask me, people are more sincere creatures! Dementia or death, the memory left in the heart will always be in the soul, no matter what happens, it will not disappear. I believe so!

33. Song, you said it. People are still fireworks, beautiful flowers only bloom for a moment, and then they disperse. Indeed, maybe so. But loose, even for a moment, I want you to bloom by my side, and I hope you will be scattered by my side when you are scattered. In return, I will let beautiful flowers bloom around you, no matter what.

34.Okita: Sorry, Turk, I'm an idiot, too.

35. Earthwork: Who do you think is behind you? Our selection team, of course.

36. Yin Shi: What customers value is what I value! I will do anything for them!

37. Sakamoto: Really? Don't you think that's interesting? I really don't want to get on the boat!

Yin Shi: Sorry. You can't tell! Actually, I like the earth very much! No matter where the universe is, just stroll around! You Fishing doesn't work at all But it is not bad to cast a net in the universe and catch a few stars.

Sakamoto: What about you? What's next?

Yin Shi: Me? I don't know … well, I'm going to throw my fishing line leisurely on the earth. Those things that fall to the ground, even if they are meteors, must be fished back into the sky.

38. Sun, why don't you have a holiday!

39. I'm going to catch a unicorn!

40. Is this the president's room? You can finally meet me! APPO！ ! !

4 1. If my name is Jinshi, all jumps must be recycled! ! !

42. Love dream? What young people need is not so naive, yes, it is calcium! As long as you absorb more calcium, everything will be smooth.

43. Your life is nothing compared with the leap of youth!

44. Women are born from cesspits, and they fight day and night among flies flying all over the sky.

45. MC: Is that ... Ding Chunjun who bit Mr. Sakata?

Shenle: Come on, Ding Chun is very smart. He will know the importance.

MC: Does that matter? But the blood came out ...

Shen Le: Yin, the judges are watching. Cut the blood!

46. Don't treat it as a game! Play with the living! Kill you! Asshole! The unicorn is also an earthworm and a hose! Everyone ... (pa) ... everyone is a friend even after death, so I will ask you for joint responsibility. ...

47. New Eight: Even if it is out of tune, I will sing "What the fuck are you?" For you!

Miao: Sorry, I was born without that kind of thing (cleavage).

48. Wig, I'm not. Did you cut it? Or take it off.

G: sir, I can't cut it.

Silver: Then take it off completely.

Teacher, be careful that I sue you.

49. Noba: Shen Le, call an ambulance!

Shen Le (to heaven): An ambulance!

Yin Shi: Who told you to use that primitive method!

50. Guys with natural curly hair are good people!

5 1. "Who the hell are you? ! "(Hasegawa was a driver)

Deng Shi's mother-in-law: Go back to the grave.

Miao Jie: Go to Kabuki Street.

Kondo: Go to Kabuki Street.

G: Dawn in Japan.

Okita: Just drive. Anyway, there will be a man smoking when we get there. By the way, drive as hard as you can.

Yin Shi: It's you. How are you doing?

Hasegawa: Where are you going? I'm working.

Yin Shi: Well, just give me a lift anywhere.

Hasegawa: Tell me where to go! !

Yin Shi: Then drive to the horizon.

Hasegawa: Are you a woman? !

52. Yin Shi: We are looking for the legendary treasure, a park, right? Wig!

G: not a wig! It's captain kazla!

53. Even if the era of abandoning the sword comes, only the upright sword bound by the soul can't be discarded!

54. Wonderful: When friends cry, just cry together; When friends are upset, they put their brains together and worry; Friends shit, you shit! Xiao Xin, no matter what kind of pain, as long as we are friends, we can always understand each other. What's more, Xiao Xin, if a friend goes the wrong way, at that time, stop him even if it will destroy the friendship. That's true friendship!

Noba: You can't even hold a page!

Yin Shi: Asshole! One page is too long for comics!

56. Yin Shi: What the hell! It's a bad day to be mistaken for your father and suddenly regarded as a kidnapper.

Kan Ichiro: Aha!

Yin Shi: Sorry, sorry, it's you! We are both unlucky, alas! But as long as you are alive, there will be such days occasionally! All kinds of difficult things will happen in your future life! Eighty percent of life is hard and suffering! I am serious. It seems that I am always troubled by this kind of trouble! But it's not all bad! The wine you drink at the end of the day is delicious. Have another drink when everything is settled!

Kojiro: Aha!

Yin Shi: OK, let's go!

G: I hate you.

Gao Shan: So, Gui, is there anything worth remembering in your heart?

58. Earthwork: Then what are you guarding?

Yin Shi: My Bushido.

59. Yin Shi: Hey, man, what are you anxious to do? Do you buy H books? Then buy a book to cover it.

60. Generally speaking, I am basically in an ambiguous state between warm-up and jogging.

6 1. kondo: but what are you doing here? !

Earthwork: (handsome) Don't worry, Kondo. I'm just here to find my way. I borrowed a little favor from yagyu, and I will return it today. By the way, you just have a rest today, don't worry.

Ikeda: (learning the posture of the earth) Kondo, I'm just here to carry out my method. At this rate, the gorilla will definitely call her big sister. By the way, I skipped work today because I was too busy at work.

62. The orangutan director was afraid of hitting the princess, so he stopped it.

Okita: Don't you know that my nickname used to be sniper?

Orangutan: That's just your dream!

Okita: People who chase their dreams can exert their strength more than those who catch them!

G: So I tried my best to get out.

Silver: You've been here so long that it's impossible to return to society.

G: Are you kidding? I still have the task of saving the country. How can I stay here forever!

Silver: The country doesn't want to be saved by people like you who dance here! ! !

G: Please don't say that. Elizabeth received special training for this day. Please don't say what uncle she is!

Deng Shi: Hey, hey, hey, hey! ! ! ! ! ! How dare you ride a bike into my shop! I think you are impatient to live!

Sorry, I haven't slept well since yesterday.

Deng Shi: Good! I'll keep you awake! (fighting)

66. I will be psychologically traumatized to see such dirty things! Beast! Get over it! Only by overcoming psychological trauma can people become strong.

Yin Shi: One organ is more important than my heart. Although I can't see it, it's really in my body. Because of it, I can stand up straight, even if I fall. If I don't go, it will break in the middle, and my soul will break in the middle. I think it's more important than cardiac arrest!

68. Okita: Which do you hate, being on my team or being knocked down by the guy outside?

Shenle: I hate both of them. Go eat shit, Aru!

69. Mr. Earthwork, the citizens are watching us with curious eyes, sliding down the cliff and killing you.

Trouble, this image will fall off a cliff and kill you.

Use boiling water to iron the soil when you don't kill the knife.

I can't control this anymore, can I? Bafloxacin poisoned you, a bacteria that washes the floor.

70. Earthwork: Hey, let me discuss something with you. Please, let me hit you. It won't hurt. I beg you!

7 1. Shouldn't you say "leave me alone, you go first" at this time?

"Leave me alone and go to hell!"

72. Yin Shi: I like sweets and crazy people!

73. Parts 1

Yin Shi: A clerk who can't use the cash register is like a mother who can't cook fried rice!

One: What do you think of your mother?

the second part

Yin Shi: Simba, do you have a girlfriend?

No, why did you suddenly think of saying this?

Yin Shi: Are you interested in dating a woman older than you? Her name is Deng Shi!

Nhachi (angry): What do you take other people's youth for?

74. Deng Shi: If you can't afford the rent, find a rich woman! You little white face with natural curly hair!

Yin Shi: Ah ~ If you want me to fish, just say so ~ You dissatisfied old woman!

75. I wanted to get rid of the popcorn stuck behind my teeth at that time, and the movie content couldn't keep up! I have no idea! I have nothing but popcorn!

76. Kondo: I just have too much anal hair.

Yin Shi: You have no idea how painful curly hair is!

77. Yin Shi: I'm not going to blame these, whether men or women. But this guy knows exactly what it's like to be your left eye. You should also know that carrying this heavy burden, even here, will not solve any problems at all. You should also know that no one will be happy if you do such a thing.

Miao: ... I'm very sorry. ...

Yin Shi: There's no need to apologize ... Everyone is ... Everyone just protects what they want to protect, that's all.

78. Gui Duigao: I hate you.

Gao Duigui: Our relationship is far from as simple as you think.

79. Yin Shi: People who steal things, both men and women, are hateful! ! !

80. Deng Shi: Are people who live on someone else's second floor and pay rent for a long time qualified to say so?

8 1. Earthwork: I deceive people much more than you.

82. Tears are a woman's greatest weapon, which my mother taught me before. No matter how calm people are, they will be moved.

What kind of mother is that … that kind of thing can only be a weapon to make people laugh! When you cry, you will see the world in a different way than when you laugh. Needless to say when you are happy. If you can smile about forget the sorrow, there is nothing to be afraid of. You can even change hell and Elysium.

Yes, this place is far from Elysium. Don't come here by mistake and live a life without regrets.

83. Quanzang: (After being knocked out of hemorrhoids by a little sheep in the silver age) How come it's you again! ! Do you have a problem with my anus? !

Yin Shi: (with an embarrassed expression) No, it's just that your anus will suck my motorcycle in.

Quanzang: Don't talk about other people's anus like a three-dimensional parking lot! ! !

84. If you dare to touch my wife … well … I will … I will do something! ! !

85. Silver is desperately pulling Ding Chun: Don't pull it here! Your poop is more unrealistic than a child's fantasy!

86. Okita: If it's for wine, I can become a flower on the ground.

87. Silver: Too naive ~ ~ More naive (sweet) than Tianjin Li Gan ~ ~ ~

88.Okita: Goodbye, Lieutenant. You can eat your mayonnaise slowly in hell.

89. Haotian: It's amazing, Mr. Earthwork. You turned pork chop rice into dog food!

90. Earthwork: Hey ~ I always meet that bastard today. Let's go to the fitness center for a sauna. Wait … if I think so, that guy will think so, then I should go somewhere else, but if he thinks so again … huh? Composition? ... then I'll think backwards

Yin Shi: Earthwork, I said how can I see you everywhere! In order to avoid you, I deliberately want to go somewhere else, but I don't want to force myself to go to a place I don't want to go for you. Huh? Composition? So think about it, think about it ...

Earthwork: Damn it! ! ! So it's just ... huh? Composition? It is the same! I appreciate your wisdom!

9 1. Kondo? Who's that? I am the killer Godzilla 13! !

Fully enlightened? Who's that? I am the total realization of the killer 13! !

Earthwork? Who's that? I am a soldier of love! Manaz 13! ! (Very handsome scene)

92. Earthwork (looking at the box): "This is ..."

Yamazaki: "Actually, it was because I ran so fast that I fell down halfway and was knocked down. I'm sorry, this is really the failure of my life in Yamazaki ... "

Earthwork: "Is that right? I think the seaweed slice on your mouth is your lifelong failure! "

93. Selection team member A: Come on! Chief.

Selection team member B: Go to hell! Deputy director!

94. Saito: Who said that? Open my belly!

95. Why is sea water salty? It's because you bastards city dwellers pee while swimming!

96. Yin Shi: Does it produce more than excrement and pain?

Shen Le: It's rude to say such things to Ding Chun. Ding Chun, just bite him.

Yin Shi: Wait, wait, wait! Got it! Got it! Shit and pain plus urine, right!

Shenle: Very good, Ding Chun, just give him a break.

97. Yin Shi: If a girl originally got 7 points, if she wore a nurse's uniform, she could get 10.

Shenle: Really? How many points can I get for wearing a nurse's uniform?

The Silver Age&; New 8: 3.

98. Yin Shi: Earthwork saw his father wearing a bra when he was a child, so now he is a dead fish eye!

99. Whole body male X organ: How can you miscellaneous fish meet the young master? You don't have to compete. Get rid of all the guys, or the hostages ... ahhh! ! ! I said what are you doing!

Yin Shi: I thought you were over it.

Quan: What kind of casting is this? ! Can't you see any hostages? !

Earthwork: It's a pity that that guy has no value as a hostage. Kill him ~ kill him ~ ~

Total enlightenment: you remember it for me!

100. New Eight: Burn it! My stuff!

Yin Shi: Noba, I knew you were a capable boy!

Hope to adopt