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I was obsessed when I first came into contact with fitness. Once I went too far and forgot the time to go to the appointment. Then I saw her at the gym and rushed over and beat me up.

@ Super Rain

The night my girlfriend broke up with me.

I need to practice my second head to distract myself.

then ......

@ Tang Jun

Invite me to dinner?

"No, I still have two pounds of chicken breast at home!"

Ask me to see a movie?

"There is Qiang Sen? I don't see no muscles! "

What are you doing?

"In fitness!"

Are you off duty?

"I'm on my way to the gym!"

Are you asleep?

"I just went home from fitness!"

I want to love you. . .

"Are you kidding? Today is my lower limb weight-bearing day, and tomorrow is my upper limb muscle growth day. Besides going to and from work, I have to take time out to exercise and cook myself a fitness meal. No, no, I have no plans to fall in love for the time being before I pull 120kg. "

Yingying

Share, my male ticket is poisoned by fitness, and I have to practice meat every day.

I only eat chicken breast for dinner. I usually buy chicken breast alone and bring me a trotter. (? So it's also dinner, so eating pig's trotters won't make you fat? )

Friday is leg training day, so Saturday and Sunday are labor pains, and all weekend activities are postponed. It's harder than heaven to pull him out on a good weekend.

Sleeping at night said that his shoulder, chest and arm muscles hurt and refused to be touched. Keep a distance of one meter, and don't come near.

After work, I have been watching live fitness broadcasts and videos. The mobile phone screen desktop is the fitness lady, not me.

Always staring at me and saying, you're fat again, with your pelvis leaning forward, bad posture, and your skin color is not bla bla.

I'm really curious about how this boy who loves fitness caught up with me.

@ Dalulu

My husband has been working out for two years, working out after work during the day. I feel that I haven't talked to him seriously for a long time, except when I brought him lunch in the morning. By the way, I prepare lunch for him the next day every night. On the weekend parent-child day, I can spend at most one morning with my children and practice from 5 pm to 2 1. When I get home, I will appreciate his muscles or discuss his muscles with me. A free man ~

@ preworkout

A group of us often go to the gym together. How's it going? We all look down on those so-called fitness instructors. Are they trained like this or are they fitness instructors? Monkeys, a common scene is that we walk into the gym in groups of three and five, wearing training hats, fitness clothes and carrying fitness bags, like big brothers. Every time we practice together, there will be a group of people watching. How single do you think fitness people can be?

They are all seeing someone else except me. . . . .

@ shark bite

The coach said, Da Zhuang, you must have no girlfriend if you come here on time every day.

Me:

Meng Taiqi loves to eat fish.

Shanghai moves bricks and yards, working overtime at least three nights a week, and Saturday is not regular. Besides, I have to spend time learning some new knowledge. There is really little time left for yourself outside of work and study.

But fitness should continue. As long as you don't work overtime, you will basically stay in the gym at night and on weekends.

After all, if you don't exercise hard, you will die in the future and spend money.

As for girlfriends, let's wait for the country to distribute them, haha!

Kobayashi

I don't know how long I can be single. Anyway, my own math teacher is a handsome guy with a great figure, and he is also very polite and super handsome. Then he took an exam as a fitness instructor, and he will do personal education in his spare time, but he is still single at the age of 40.

I always wondered why such an excellent man was still single, until one day I went to his house for class. .......

I was in a bad state that day and had many wrong questions, so I said I was sleepy and didn't do the questions well. He actually patted me on the back and said, "Young man, are you refreshed?"

The most important thing is that his appearance is a complete expression: my effect is much better than that of wind oil essence. At that moment, I understood the strength and thinking of fitness people and why they are still single.

Finally, I wish their future girlfriends (forget it, I don't think there will be) good health. .............

@ Ted

Fitness has completely turned life into a copy-and-paste mode. Get up at 5: 15 every day and start to abuse regularly. It is closed on Wednesday and Saturday, and these two days are reserved for the other half. On other days, except at work, you are either exercising or saving energy for fitness.