This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution, so you should stay awake and escape from it.
3. Everyone else is brushing dy. I secretly watched the Peking University Science Forum and sprinted for the college entrance examination. I want to go to Tsinghua Peking University and crush them.
4. How did you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it's like a huge gear pushing you away.
When others are at work, I pretend that I can't find a job. In fact, I am preparing for the exam full-time, and I will kill them when I pass the exam.
6. When my roommates were asleep, I secretly drank carbonated drinks to take a seat in the Western Heaven and roll them to death.
7. Everyone is playing mobile phones. I played Tik Tok music loudly and recited English words, which killed them!
No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.
9. I'm going to exercise quietly, get in shape and crush them to death.
10. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and happier to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome those things ~
1 1. I'd rather kill myself than run over others.
12. When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.
13. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.
14. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.
15. My roommate has gone to dinner with her boyfriend. I'm going to study silently and become excellent, find a better boyfriend and kill them.
16. Everyone was paddling for fish. I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.
17. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.
18. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone.
19. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.
20. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and killed you.
Talk show hot funny homophonic terrier (60 sentence highlights)
I have two erasers here. You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).
2. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."
3. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?
4. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.
I am steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.
6. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.
7. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.
8. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love Rei Kawakubo so much. He said, "If you wear it for a long time, you will be safe." .
9. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife with kidney calculi: Yu Dong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?
10. Just now, I met a foreigner whose fluent English is very good. I asked him if he used American pronunciation or English pronunciation, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music.
1 1. Xiao Wang does not know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.
12. Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. It's sad that the bowl chopsticks died and said, the bowl is safe.
13. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.
14. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?
15. One day, Little Bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother Bear said that you kneaded the bear very carefully and said, "I kneaded it."
16. I have a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?
17. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, and mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.
18. While eating, the power went out. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?
19. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.
20. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?
Talk show popular funny homophones Part II 2 1. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the queen mother asked, "Is my son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"
22. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.
23. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.
24. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.
25. Crabs and clams took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clam." The teacher said, "You are a fart."
26. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"
27. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "
28. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.
29. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
30. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!
3 1. Onion asks Chili, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.
32. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?
33. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.
34. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.
35. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.
36. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an orchid master.
37. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.
I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.
39. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.
40. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.
Talk show hit funny homophonic terrier 3 4 1. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.
42. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.
43. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.
44. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
45. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.
Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?
47. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)
48. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?
49. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?
50. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.
5 1. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.
52. A duckling ran fast on the mud, and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.
53. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!
54. You don't like it, and neither do I. Who should I send the selfie to?
55. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.
56. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.
57. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.
58. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
59. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?
60. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.
Talk show hot nonsense literary quotations
Talk show hot nonsense literary quotations 1. When you are full, you are not hungry.
After careful observation, I found that the day I was born turned out to be my birthday.
I'll make a long story short, but it's a long story
If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.
5. Jump from 18 floor. If there is no accident, there will be accidents.
6. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.
7. Even if King Lao Tzu comes, it will be King Lao Tzu.
8. If I guess right, I must guess right.
9. This tomato smells like a tomato.
10. He should be good-looking if he is not ugly.
1 1. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.
12. We will know tomorrow.
13. It was still alive before it died.
14. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.
15. This tomato smells like a tomato.
16. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.
17. Persuading people not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
18. I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.
19. If what you say is right, it should be right.
20. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, Uncle?
Talk show hot nonsense literary quotations 2 2 1. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.
22. Drink more hot water, because water is hot when drinking hot water.
As far as I know, I know nothing about it.
This is my father, and I am his son.
25. Ten years is ambiguous, and five years is ambiguous.
26. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.
27. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.
28. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.
29. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.
30. I remember, but I don't remember.
3 1. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.
32. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.
33. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves are pushed by the back waves.
34. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.
I was awake before I fell asleep.
36. If you fall from one hundred stories, something should happen.
I will remember your kindness before I forget it.
As we all know, swallows are very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.
39. When you finished your dinner, you had already eaten in the evening.
40. Do you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.
Talk show hot nonsense literary quotations 3 4 1. Minors are under the age of 18.
42. It's good, but a little bad.
43. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.
44. I quite agree with your speech, no matter what the content is.
45. I have a good job, but it's a bit bad.
46. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.
47. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.
48. The smarter people are, the smarter their brains are.
49. I am calm except when I am not.
I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.
5 1. You are really beautiful, especially your eyes. One * * * does not exceed two.
52. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.
53. People can't stretch when they can't.
54. You will find that what is said in nonsense literature is nonsense.
55. When you finish reading this sentence, it will be over.
56. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?
The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.
58. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.
I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.
60. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.
A hilarious and malicious copy of the internal volume (20 sentences)
1. As long as the volume does not die, it will be involved in death.
Cross the bridge when you come to it, so there is no need to work hard now.
I don't know what it means when I listen to the volume for the first time, but I am already in the volume.
My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and roll them to death.
Actually, we were in love.
6. Involution is a process of increasing entropy. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.
7. I want to cook secretly, so that my roommates have no food to eat and roll them to death.
When the king went to war, nothing grew.
9. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.
10. When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.
1 1. I will eat grapes every day from now on, and my children's eyes will be bigger than others', which will kill them.
12. Pretending while playing games is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it and rolling to death.
13. My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit more smoothly than them, which killed them.
14. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!
15. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at than to force yourself to overcome those things.
16. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.
17. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.
18. My roommates are all sleeping. I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.
19. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.
20. You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.
Twenty excerpts from obscure and funny sentences of Tucao Company.
1. Double Eleven recommended good things to my roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money and ended up richer than them, killing them.
2. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.
I'm going to exercise quietly, get a good figure and crush them to death.
4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.
If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.
6. When you draw, you listen to songs with headphones on. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.
7. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and roll them to death.
8. You can go up, I want to lie down.
9. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.
10. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".
1 1. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly, which makes me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.
12. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.
13. Now the object is hard to find. My beautiful roommate and I digested internally and crushed them to death.
14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.
15. Invite roommates to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.
16. Female star involution: more beautiful, more figure, more fashion and more commercial value than cargo carrying capacity. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?
17. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.
18. My roommates are all sleeping. I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.
19. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone.
20. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed a subject at the end of the term, which killed them.