Rainy, wet, wet ... every night, you just stare at the cold window and stare at it. I came over and said to you gently, "Wang Cai, go in. The bone delivery man won't come today." .
Enlightenment from looking for a monkey: I lost a hairy monkey. Features: dirty, covered with runny nose, carrying a mobile phone, and reading text messages. If I love monkeys, I will reply to my master as soon as possible! Master misses you so much!
I'm really scared to hear that you have been trafficked. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it!
I said to my mother: I like you! After spending so much time with you, I feel I can't live without you. I want you to come to my house every day to accompany me! But my mother didn't agree. She said: no dogs at home!
8. I changed my job and now I work in a bank, not far from you. Come to me when you have time, call my name at the bank, and I'll know! I changed my name. That's too vulgar. My name is Qiang Jie now.
You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world?
One day, Liu Hongtao met a foreign guest. He said, I'm Liu Hongtao, and the foreign guest said, I'm Fang Qi!
Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!
You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...
Being friends with you for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. So, in the next life, I will pull weeds for you to eat.
If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you are an orangutan!
Meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.
Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. What I want to say now is-what crime did I commit in my last life?
Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to get rid of all the young people with intellectual disabilities who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!
God saw your desire and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.
Miss you is a happy thing! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! However, lying to you is how to return a responsibility!
According to statistics, more than 99.9% people who look like pig heads read short messages with thumb buttons! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig!
If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!
If you burn incense for one year, you will meet incense for three years, and incense for 10 years will cherish you. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ.
The hunter found a pig and raised his shotgun to kill it. The hunter approached the pig, but the pig stood up. Do you know why? Can't guess? The pig is also wondering.
Cocks and hens hatch chicks. Chickens have mental problems. They don't eat, drink or rest. Cock and hen observe chickens. Trick the chick into not paying attention. They are looking down at their mobile phones! ?
Please read aloud: lying on plum blossoms smells like flowers, and lying on branches hurts and hates low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green. ?
Your smile is sweet, your anger is lovely, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and you are the best in my heart. Is it very touching? You pig.
I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other! ?
To test your Mandarin, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Dianthus, Dark Stone Passing through Chun Lv, Dark Stone Passing through Chun Zhu. ?
Take MM to the gym and show her all kinds of equipment. One of them is to practice latissimus dorsi rubber band. MM suddenly said, do you come here every night to pimp? I fainted on the spot. ?
[[[joke]]]
1. Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first, and then "mouse is old" three times. After he said, "mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him, "What do cats fear most?" It is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse". I have tried many times, and it works every time.
2. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. 3. If your friend says, "Forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it, Wang!
Find a MM to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Say a few words first, and then the fun will begin.
Say husband first, MM, mm can say u (you);
Besides my wife, MM can say I (I (I); ;
Over and over again
Do you understand?
4. You ask him, "What is three waters plus one?"
He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?"
You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?"
He might say, "... what word? Is there such a word? Going? "
In fact, it should be "law" ......
5. Hold out 1 finger and ask others "What is this?"
Put out two more fingers and ask someone, "What is this?"
Hold out three fingers again and ask others, "What is 1+ 1?"
10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.
6. Read Wang Shuo's novels. The game in Half Flame, Half Seawater is very interesting. The one with the coin in his hand and answering the question.
Is there a number greater than 1? The other party said yes.
Again, is there anything larger than 10? The other party said yes.
Until 100000-
Finally, do you ask a fool more stupid than you? The other party is very alert to say "no"!
7. By the way, you can say that I want to test your English reaction ability, hold out your left hand and say to her, "My thumb is A, my forefinger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S, and my little finger is X", and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese. Then, if you point to the middle finger and say fish, she will say M, you point to the ring finger and say donkey, she will say S, then point to the thumb and say pig, she will say A, then keep pointing to the thumb and say pig, and she will keep saying: A, A, A, A, A, A. If she is smart, she can try other fingers before giving her thumb.
9. Put your hands on your thighs, then rub your left hand forward and beat your right hand up and down several times, then change your hands and rub your right hand forward and beat your left hand up and down. ......
By the way, speed up, it won't work if it's slow. Hehe, try it, most people won't say it.
10.a: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why" best?
I don't know.
A: It's a pig!
B: Why?
Ha! ! !
1 1. Tell an old story, the more people, the better the occasion:
Adventure stories. Grandpa and grandson go out to sea to experience risks!
Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with water. On this day, the weather is fine. He asked his little grandson to go fishing with him.
Who knows that just after going out to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm at sea. The little grandson was afraid, and grandpa comforted him: Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years. What are you afraid of this storm?
Suddenly, a big wave came and split the paddle in half.
Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson, dear grandson, the pulp is finished!
12. Is the English spelling of pig PUG?
-No, it's a pig
No, how do I remember it was you?
-You're mistaken. It's me.
-Pig, it's you
-Pig, it's me
thank you