Cut the ribbon-make a clean break in front of everyone
Ability-like a check, it is worthless unless it is converted into cash.
Bachelor-As long as you remain single, you are still a man.
Fashion-something that makes women crazy and men crazy.
Schadenfreude-when the old cat was driven out by its owner, the mouse came out to see him off.
Apple-its most brilliant moment was hitting Newton on the head.
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Slave-a person whose head rests on someone else's shoulder
Poor people-people whose relationship with money has deteriorated unprecedentedly.
Lovelorn-psychological imbalance caused by some over-dependence.
Generation gap-just getting used to his son's long hair, he shaved his head again.
Fossils-The Stubborn Memory of the Earth
Dowry-a kickback from a mother-in-law to her son-in-law.
Never tired of looking at each other-admire yourself in the mirror.
Buffet-you can't eat anything, you can't go around.
Chang 'e-the first woman to land on the moon
Heart disease-you are my chest pain forever.
Clock-this is a machine of great moral value to mankind. It tells us that there is still a lot of time, so there is no need to worry about the future.
Cynicism-this is a small person with hairy eyes who sees things as they are, not as they should be.
Excitement-iron is a mental failure disease caused by a large amount of blood rushing to the heart, sometimes manifested as a large amount of sodium chloride solution discharged from both eyes.
Envy-the most incompetent competition.
Fashion-this is a tyrant, and smart people both mock him and obey him.
Forgetting-this is a gift from God to the person in charge. If their conscience is not enough, God will compensate them with forgetfulness.
★ Blink and I'll die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!
★ Do you love me? If you love it, read the short message ........................................................................! I know you love me, and I will seriously consider you!
Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He said he would help me tell you: My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.
★ My wife is as stable as China Telecom, but she can't get it out; Xiaomi moves like China, which is convenient and fast, but it costs a lot of money. Fans, like China Unicom, feel very fresh, but often stop.
★ Thanks for the acquaintance in this life. I long for you. I am sure that you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB!
★ Men are born guilty, so you can't be afraid of being tired. Of course, the date is your money, sweet talk to death. Any mistake is your fault.
★ Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is longer than Guan Yunchang's, and my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's!
★ Will you break up? I don't want to be entangled with you. We still have a chance to be together in the future. I still like you. Why are you still haunting me? . . . . . Hey, does anyone know how to unfasten the seat belt?
★ I pray to the sky for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. After 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!
★ What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is cleverness? Blow it! What is a beautiful woman? You!
Interpretation of funny words
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Mortal = = = The so-called mortal is a pretentious person.
Satisfaction = = = = a feeling when seeing others' misfortune.
Classic works = = = What everyone wants to read, but no one wants to read.
Neighbor = = = = People who know more about your private life and scandals than yourself.
Conscience = = = Other parts of the body are comfortable, but only where the conscience is, do you feel pain.
Optimist = = = A man whose wife is waiting outside with the motor on after entering the department store.
Life = = = = Life is like a car, it takes up a lot of space when parking, but once it starts, you never know when it will crush people.
Foreign literature = = = helpless literary works that the original text can't understand and the translation can't understand.
Women = = = = People who never lie except age, weight and husband's income.
Kissing = = = = There is nothing in both sides' mouths, but both of them feel a taste of heaven.
The sound is like the sound of a buffalo pulling its deep hoof out of a muddy ditch.
Smart people = = = The smartest people think twice before speaking, and then say nothing.
Angel = = = = bird shit in the sky
Beauty = = = = moldy girl.
Idol = = = object of vomiting
1. Guests from Africa are called hackers.
2. Some people call pigs: pigs are like this.
If something happens while driving under the influence of alcohol, it is called: drunkenness should be the cause of death.
4. Vomiting after drinking calls: You deserve to be drunk.
Doing what you like is called making love.
6. Expressing your feelings is called estrus.
7. The dead stood up in the cesspit and called: Borrow shit to revive the soul.
8. The woman who is always abandoned by her husband is called: abandoning her ex-husband.
9. As soon as Cao Cao finished talking with his wife, he called: Cao Cao is finished.
10. The person who commits the crime of changing this word is because he has gone too far.
1 1. When friends celebrate their birthdays, we always say: Happy birthday, pig.
12. Corrupt officials who fly or take a car are called: birds and beasts.
May you have a happy smile! ! !