Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.
It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, this thousand-handed Guanyin has been streaking for more than 20 years!
After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.
What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.
More than half of the troubles in life are because you say yes too fast and say no too slowly.
You can't beat Liu Xiang, but you must beat CPI!
Want a free sports car? Want to get a free villa? Want to get a free beauty?
Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements in taxis: Are they blocked? Take the subway!
The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
The salary has really gone up, so we can reward the children. Dare to shout when you see your wife, and dare to taste seafood duck feet. When I am free, I can go shopping. I feel itchy when I meet a beautiful woman. As a result, the price went up again, and everything was in vain.
I couldn't catch up with that BMW after all, so I had to watch it die in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.
There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also has low wages.
I don't want to eat porridge every day. I went for a walk in the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.
Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.
The highest state of eating buffet: help the wall in, help the wall out.
Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll turn it off!
Leave the green hills, but there is still no wood to burn.
Pure, fictional, chaotic and beautiful.
Never leave the wall, resolutely pull it out.
Merry Christmas means that you are usually unhappy.
God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.
If you want to know a man thoroughly, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.
The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your feelings last longer than Guan Yunchang, and your lies are more empty than the Monkey King.
Eating what's in the bowl, looking at what's in the plate, thinking about what's in the pot and looking forward to what's in the field.
Men are definitely bad kings in the emotional kingdom. As long as a woman is willing to flatter, he will promise anything.
The so-called love story is that you say something you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe it.
Don't love everyone. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.
Valentine's Day without lovers, only Singles' Day.
Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.
Happiness can be obtained through study, although it is not our mother tongue.
How long is a minute? That depends on whether you are in the toilet or waiting outside.
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.
I would rather cry in a Mercedes than laugh on a bike.
Mice fell in love with rice, cats fell in love with fish, and even wolves fell in love with sheep. Who fell in love with me?
I have been friends with you for so long, and you have always cared about me. I really don't know how to repay you, so no matter what you do in your next life, I will pull weeds for you to eat.
As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no wall that cannot be dug.
I light a cigarette, but I smoke loneliness; What you can let go is the past, but what you can't let go is the memory.
Women will worry about the future until they find a husband; A man never worries about his future until he finds a wife. .....
What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. ...
Men regard life as a play, so they are not surprised; Women play tricks for a living, so they cry at the theatre.
People have a lot of background, I have it, just the back. ....
I accidentally lifted my feet when I was crowded into the bus, and I regretted it immediately, because I found no place to put it down.
When you have money, you say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.
Men save money to spend it on other women in the future, while women save money to spend it on their husbands in the future.
All houses will become former residences, all faces will become old friends, and all plots will become stories.
Happiness makes women know how to enjoy, but misfortune makes men learn to work hard.
There are two things that want to pollute a place: garbage or money.
The math teacher told me that triangles are the most stable. Love experience reminds me that love triangle is the most dangerous.
You don't have to wear a suit and tie, and you don't have to dress casually. It's casual to unbutton your shirt.
Love and sympathy, like sand and gold, can be clearly separated although they are mixed together.
Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.
Eating is enjoyment, and entertainment is tolerance; Eating is a way of life and entertainment is a way of life.
Love is missing a person's heart, marriage is tying a person's heart, and love is devouring a person's heart.
When the pain comes, don't always ask "why me?" Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.
Love needs skill, and marriage needs money.
If you catch the thief, you can get your loss back and catch up with your girlfriend. Your loss has just begun.
The more I want to know if I have forgotten, the clearer I remember.
There are two kinds of people: one dies from the prosperity of fireworks, and the other dies from the beating of hammers, chisels and files; One is the body, the other is the soul ... when there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.
Guan Heming's osprey, accompanied by the small continent of the river. A job, just a gentleman.
I've always been obedient and listened to myself.
You don't even know Beckham. Who are you to talk to me about basketball?
Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of our time every day.
& gt& gt Sometimes you should know perfectly well: If your diamond ring is expensive! Sometimes, if you want to ask in time, you can't ask. How old are you?
& gt& gt acquaintance is fate, knowing each other is continuation, and staying together is fate.
& gt& gt A first-class lover can not only make a woman love for a lifetime, but also love a woman for a lifetime!
& gt& gt The best way to encourage yourself is to appreciate yourself, and the best way to deceive yourself is to appreciate yourself.
& gt& gt Every young man once resented and deviated from his parents' life, but one day they will find that they will not only grow up, but also do the same things as their parents.
& gt& gt Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
& gt& gt clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not hinder you from watching.
& gt& gt Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind!
& gt& gt But gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
& gt& gt effort equals 99% success, and giving up means 100% failure.
& gt& gt A true warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the figures on the weighing scale.
& gt& gt Today, women who shouted "Beauty" in the street, from 15 to 5 1, all watched. Alas, these days ...
& gt& gt is satisfied with being a man, not knowing how to do things, and not satisfied with learning.
& gt& gt Where there are many weeds, there are few calligraphers, and where there are many empty words, there is little wisdom.
& gt& gt I love you, I miss you, I know you by my name, I love you by my scientific name, I love you by my pen name, I chase you by my nickname ... Hey hey, look at your beauty, my real name is teasing you.
& gt& gt Heart is a two-bedroom apartment, one with pain and the other with happiness. People can't laugh too loudly, or they will wake up the pain next door.
& gt& gt If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.
& gt& gt I am an "actor"-my eyes are round when I see a beautiful MM.
& gt& gt Please don't start without preparation, and don't promise without ability.
& gt& gt Colorful life is not in a kaleidoscope, but in the hands of the strugglers themselves.
& gt& gt Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, while stealing many people's ideas is research. Everyone has potential energy, but people are easily covered up by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.
& gt& gt People who only know "just" are bound to be broken; People who only know "softness" are cowards in the end.
& gt& gt Great success begins with small decisions.
& gt& gt The enemy in front of us is not terrible, but an invisible enemy.
& gt& gt Be kind to others when you are proud, because you will need them when you are frustrated.
& gt& gt Everyone is an arc, and two people who can make a circle are a pair.
& gt& gt Ideas are like practice. You must concentrate on drilling down to have strength.
& gt& gt The so-called romance is to bring back a rose when you buy cabbage for your wife!
& gt& gt Love is like chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for losing weight.
& gt& gt In the eyes of romantics, putting moths to the fire is beauty and courage; In the eyes of realists, this is stupidity and suicide.
& gt& gt Look back occasionally, otherwise you will never know what you are pursuing and what you have lost.
& gt& gt My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over.
& gt& gt has always thought that people are three-dimensional, and only after taking the subway did they know that people can also be flat!
& gt& gt Three major problems in life: thinking, lovesickness and unrequited love.
& gt& gt The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery, and the most profound thing is the most true feelings.
& gt& gt The earth is moving, and people will not be in an unlucky situation forever.
& gt& gt will always be as curious as children, as changeable as young people, as patient as middle-aged people and as wise as old people.
& gt& gt Don't get "it doesn't matter" for every "I'm sorry".
& gt& gt There are only people who can't figure it out, and there is no road that can't be taken.
People think that Italian men are the most handsome in the world, while older men are more attractive. The necessary conditions for becoming a handsome boy are cleanliness, self-confidence and elegance in turn.
& gt& gt God forgot to give me wings, so I fly with fantasy!
& gt& gt If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
& gt& gt Love is like rice, and the romantic process is like a dish. When people are hungry, they think of eating. But after eating, I prefer to comment on the food and ignore the white rice.
& gt& gt Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.
& gt& gt The highest level of weight loss: Have I eaten?
& gt& gt You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry when you are away.
& gt& gt Maybe I am not gentle enough, considerate enough, smart enough, not enough … but I have a tolerant heart.
& gt& gt In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the consequences will be unimaginable.
& gt& gt When people start calling you crazy, you are not far from success. ...
& gt& gt No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.
& gt& gt Other people stay at home on weekends to be otaku, and I am saving money.
& gt& gt Love, sometimes as fragile as a withered rose, has only a flower shape and no color.
& gt& gt If there is too much money, don't consider it; There is no money at all, and you don't have to consider it.
& gt& gt Not every "sorry" can be exchanged for "it doesn't matter"
& gt& gt There are only people who can't figure it out, and there is no road that can't be taken.
& gt& gt Invest love in one person and take risks; It is dangerous to put love into many people.
& gt& gt When you invite people to dinner, it is called "refreshing" when you invite them, and it is called "putting on airs" when you invite them three times and four times. You don't call it "principle" to invite them, "ceng fan" to come uninvited, and "pretend" to come uninvited.
& gt& gt Silence is the most effective weapon against women when men quarrel.
& gt& gt procedure requires employees to do the right thing; And the system is to prevent employees from doing something wrong.
& gt& gt If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.
& gt& gt I accidentally lifted my foot when I was squeezing the bus, and I regretted it immediately because I found there was no place to put it down.
& gt& gt When you have money, you say: Money is earned. When there is no money, say: money is saved.
& gt& gt I serve people with virtue. I can't convince people with virtue, just fool with virtue.
& gt& gt Before entering the society, we were all stubborn stones with seven edges and eight octagons. After entering the society, we all gradually became pebbles.
& gt& gt Don't even know Beckham, how dare you talk to me about basketball?
& gt& gt Format yourself to delete you!
& gt& gt There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.
& gt& gt When men meet women, they only have anniversaries, not independence days.
& gt& gt Close my eyes and I see my future. ...
& gt& gt If the road is rough, just shout and go on.
& gt& gt pants off the belt, just know what is dependence.
& gt& gt Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.
& gt& gt Money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's filming who?
& gt& gt It is wrong to take other people's things, but it is also wrong not to share your own things with others!
& gt& gt come back, I can't fool you alone!
& gt& gt This young man looks like an actor. ...
& gt& gt I know that you just want to find a friend who will spend money to solve the pain that too much money at home is easy to get moldy and hairy.
& gt& gt A loser turns a story into an accident, and a successful person turns an accident into a story.
& gt& gt Whenever night comes, I am special.
& gt& gt unreasonable, there must be something strange!
& gt& gt Happiness is a comparative thing, which can only be felt at the bottom.
& gt& gt One sentence "Take it" is better than two sentences "I'll give it to you".
& gt& gt greetings don't have to be formal, but they must be sincere and touching.
The biggest difference between & gt& gt doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.
& gt& gt people, it is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!
& gt& gt Apart from love, what I can't pull up is the radish in other people's fields.
& gt& gt I thought invisibility was useless. People like me, no matter where they are, are like fireflies in the dark, bright enough and outstanding enough.
& gt& gt There are some things that you know are wrong, but you must persist because you are unwilling; Some people, knowing their love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that there is no road, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.
& gt& gt is not only talented, but also fat.
& gt& gt Men spend money to make women happy; Women spend money because men make them unhappy.
& gt& gt There are many kinds of computer crashes, one of which is that you subconsciously blink at the computer and the computer crashes. ...
& gt& gt The highest state of shameless people is that they are completely unaware of their own shame.
& gt& gt I didn't know you when you knew me; I know you when you like me; I like you when you love me; I fell in love with you when you left me.
& gt& gt maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes but the smile.
& gt& gt When women stop being obsessed, cheating and moody, they stop loving.
& gt& gt Counting sheep, mouth cramps, nightmares naturally wake up.
& gt& gt There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.
& gt& gt I can type blindly, but others type blindly without looking at the keyboard, and I type blindly without looking at the screen.
& gt& gt Loneliness is when no one is listening when you are talking, but you have nothing to say when someone is listening!
& gt& gt The most precious thing in the world is not what you will never get or what you have got, but what you have got and may lose at any time! (Know how to cherish)
& gt& gt We pass by some people every day because there are too many people on the earth. (Pay attention to the people around you)
& gt& gt Before signing any contract, read it at least three times.
& gt& gt Men are mature because of vicissitudes, and women are vicissitudes because of maturity.
& gt& gt's position in state organs is called "iron rice bowl"; Working in a private enterprise is called "no-wash tableware"
& gt& gt The first to suffer, the second to suffer.
& gt& gt We test the truth of life like rats every day.
& gt& gt Emotion is a super glue. Once touched, it will be stuck and can't be thrown away unless you tear off a piece of belt meat and leave a clear scar with you for life.
& gt& gt If you love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.
& gt& gt Human feelings are like overdue checks, which can be kept but cannot be cashed.
& gt& gt Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
& gt& gt The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.
& gt& gt A positive person is like the sun. Wherever it shines, a negative person is like the moon. The fifteenth day of the first month is different.
> > The headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.
& gt& gt Every minute you get angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
& gt& gt Only by sharing can happiness be doubled.
& gt& gt I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!
& gt& gt There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
& gt& gt Do a good job and live a wonderful life.
The most contradictory thing about & gt& gt lovers is that they fantasize about each other's future, but think about each other's past.
& gt& gt Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!
& gt& gt Women are most afraid of being told that they are old.
& gt& gt Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.
& gt& gt Women are tolerant of themselves, while men are poor.
& gt& gt I asked you what you like about me. You said I liked you. Get away from me!
& gt& gt Beauty comes at a price, especially smelly beauty!
& gt& gt The unexpected harvest of influenza: coughing up two abdominal muscles and burning radiant skin. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!
& gt& gt Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.
& gt& gt Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home to withdraw money and hold a money field.
& gt& gt The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
& gt& gt cigarettes are not obedient, so we "smoke".
& gt& gt Time is a big dog with meat buns. ...
The>& gt ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
& gt& gt Man: Twenty years old, semi-finished product; Thirty years old, is a finished product; Forty years old, it is a boutique; Fifty years old is the best; Sixty years old, is a sample; It's a souvenir of seventy years old.
& gt& gt doesn't take the initiative to eat, there is something wrong with his brain.
& gt& gt A woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.
& gt& gt Getting married means putting on a cotton-padded coat for yourself. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.
& gt& gt The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I am not a hero. Beauty, let me through.
& gt& gt I ask trouble, it doesn't love you at all, let me tell you not to flatter yourself; Life asked me to bring you a letter: it will never change your life!
& gt& gt Bus Crowding is a large-scale comprehensive sport including Sanda, judo, yoga, balance beam and other sports and fitness programs.
& gt& gt Knowledge is like underwear, invisible, but important.
People under the>& gt line never know how long the people on the line have been waiting. ...
& gt& gt Busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience the pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.
& gt& gt Life is like breathing. "Breathe" is for breathing, and "suck" is for breathing.
& gt& gt Money is not the problem, but no money.
& gt& gt Water can carry boats and cook porridge.
& gt& gt Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
& gt& gt It is not necessarily people who burn incense, but also pandas.
& gt& gt I'm drunk and nobody listens, so I just hold the wall.
& gt& gt What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.
& gt& gt I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.
& gt& gt I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.
& gt& gt What is popular is not necessarily good, such as flu.
& gt& gt How far a person can go depends on who he travels with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.
& gt& gt Sighing is the most wasteful thing, and crying is the most wasteful thing.
& gt& gt If you are praised, you will worry, and you will worry that others will not praise you enough.
& gt& gt There are two hardest things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads; The second is to put other people's money into your pocket.
& gt& gt Cao Cao was not the inspiration, just say it.
& gt& gt The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.
The long road to debt collection is a lot of helplessness and sorrow.
Spending other people's money is a kind of happiness, and spending your own money is painful and happy.
Men who eat at home don't have their own careers; Men who eat out have no life of their own; Men who don't know where to eat don't have their own wives.